Lily-Rose Depp Luscious in Lavender at Venice Film Festival

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Mitch Jablonski - September 3, 2019

One of the most talked-about potential awards contenders this year is The King starring Timothée Chalamet and co-starring the always gorgeous Lily-Rose Depp. It's no wonder she's so radiant as both of her parents are models—yes, Johnny Depp counts as a model for those stupid artsy fartsy commercials he makes.

I wonder what it must be like to want to date Lily-Rose Depp. On one hand, you're definitely going to want to date her because she's gorgeous, but on the other hand, you'd have to go to Christmas with Johnny Depp. Can you even imagine what that's like? Six hundred packages under the tree, all of them wine in a box and/or scarves, bracelets, baubles, or various other trinkets to wear in excess all over your arms.

In a way, I guess it's a good thing none of us will ever date Lily-Rose Depp. We probably wouldn't meet her standards and, more importantly, we wouldn't want to have to holiday with Johnny Depp. You know he smokes on airplanes and in hotel rooms and in bed, and with all those flammable feathers and scarves all around him, he's just asking to go out in a blaze of glory.

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