Lauren E. Hubbard Almost Slipping Out Of Her Tiny Bikini

A good fit is important with any item of clothing you may be interested in purchasing. It seems to be of no concern whatsoever to Lauren E. Hubbard, however, as evidenced by these new pics of the beauty wearing what I imagine to be the most ill-fitting bikini she could find. It's like she went to her friend's house for the weekend and totally forgot her swimsuit, so she has to borrow one from her friend, and her friend is like, "Half of your tits are gonna hang out of this," and she's all like, "Perfect!"

There are worse ways to get attention, for sure. There are also better ways to show off fifty percent of each tit, as well. One of those dealies with the triangular shaped fabric that just covers your nipples and not much of anything else is an option.

Ah, but who am I kidding? The main reason Lauren E. Hubbard even came across my desk today was thanks to this ill-fitting bikini top. It's a thing of misshapen, strange, lopsided beauty, and I revel every inch of her body as it tries to figure out a way to escape from this garment.

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