Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures Prove Why She’s the Only Watchable Kardashian

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bill-swift - January 11, 2013

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You know how we feel about the Kardashian Family Mafia and their pimping of women, daughters, young girls, and anybody else who can turn them a buck like so many panhandlers asking for millions a pop in the street. But, there's always been a basis for that money-grubbing financial scheme, and that is the inherent hotness of the Kardashian daughters, well, you know, the ones not borne of O.J., most especially now in the upper tier, Kourtney Kardashian, who's actually done the least to offend us, and perhaps does the most with a bikini.

In a pictorial shot while Kourtney Kardashian was in Miami filming her reality show, Kim and Kourtney Fake It for Money, the last remaning petite Kardashian sister shows that she's still got it, especially in the chestal area, now having given birth to not one, but two illegitimate babies (which puts her in the Kardashian family lead, currently). And that is one still quite desirable MILFy body. So, for the moment, we forgive, but we never forget the fact that our positive feelings for any Kardashian can be entirely expressed in about three minutes of happy fun time. Enjoy.