jhanson - August 5, 2015
Drunken trainwreck and former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hag Kim Richards tried to steal some 50 items worth $600 from a Target and was promptly arrested. No word on how many boxes of lube or decorative ceramic rooster statuettes were in the cart. Richards apparently thought she could just walk out of the store without paying, which rarely works because the security guards can easily spot that none of your items are in bags, plus you look bat shit nuts. That's called profiling. It works. Richards was released on $5,000 bail, which she should have just borrowed from whoever bailed her out up front and ditched the Target heist plan. For all the groups of people the shit bearded xenophobes of Beverly Hills attempt to exclude from their community, they might want to take a look inward. Nobody's above the law. Some a little more than others. She'll get two hours and a public stoning.
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