Kim Kardashian: The Video Game

I think it's safe to say that Kim Kardashian is overexposed. She's everywhere. Kim is omnipresent like our lord and savior Yeezus. She's on TV, magazines, the internet, crappy movies, etc. It was only a matter of time before she got her own video game. Yes, my friends, a Kim Kardashian video game is in the works. Kim is recording vocal tracks for it and it should come out later this year. It is unclear what players will be doing in a game where you play Kim Kardashian. Gold-digging? Shopping? Rescuing Kanye West and baby North from an army of ninjas? We just don't know. What I would like to see is a multi-player game where you can fight as one of the five Kardashian sisters and battle a bunch of paparazzi zombies. It would have the same feel as the arcade Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game from the 80's.

Tell me you wouldn't play that. You are lying to yourself.