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Kim Kardashian So Rich She Matches Her Hair To Her Lambo

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aldo-vallon - August 20, 2018

I have always been wary of women with neon hair. They tend to be the ones who will get you blackout drunk so that they can tattoo their name below your bellybutton. I do not speak from experience, of course. What self-respecting man would ever admit to something like that haha…

I wonder if I should feel the same way about neon women if they are wealthy enough to purchase their own lambo in cash? Maybe they are the exceptions to the rule. I sure hope so, because otherwise the chances of finding the perfect woman just keep getting slimmer.

Maybe these neon colors that humans take on is just a manifestation of warning coloration, like those poison frogs. They are letting you know what you are in for if you get to close, and yet they look so good that you just cannot help it.

This theory obviously does not apply to Batman. The Dark Knight surely isn’t inviting anyone into his life by wearing black. That dude definitely just wants to be left alone, and yet these kids keep flocking to him. I bet Bruce would have been more open about his alter ego had he not been surrounded by children. He probably learned from Michael Jackson’s mistakes and decided that distancing himself would be the best move.

 

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