Kim Kardashian Sheer Lace Cleavage For Scott Disick’s Birthday

I have to admit to not keeping up with my fake Kardashian family drama and goings-on. I assume people are divorcing, ditching, copulating, screwing over, and generally being ruthless and empty headed at every stage. Sound about right? I try to focus solely on the visuals, such as Kim Kardashian in a sheer lace dress thing that barely covered her swollen mams decked out for Scott Disick's birthday party. Now, I know they only stage these events so they can film them for the show. Otherwise it would be an ice cream sundae in a helmet at DQ like it is for everybody else on their birthday. You're a grown man, you don't need a birthday party.

Kim and her sisters keep using these harnesses they call waist trainers to crack themselves tiny right in the midsection. It seems wildly unhealthy, but I suppose if you're looking for short term results, it certainly provides for the hourglass shape the sisters so strongly desire. The price to be paid is always mañana. Keep your eye on the prize, or prizes. That's what I'm doing at the moment. They're enormous and now worth something approaching $100 million. Wow. And, wow. Enjoy.

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