KFC Comes Out With Its Own Sunscreen

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Michael Garcia - August 23, 2016

Kentucky Fried Chicken is one of the biggest restaurant chains in the world. Millions of chickens have given their lives so that we might feast on their golden fried skin and meat. I love original recipe but I'm all about the extra crispy. Who isn't? You may choose the grilled option for your health, but you know that if you had your druthers you would get the extra crispy with extra mashed potatoes and gravy. KFC has had a rotating series of comedians and actors playing their long dead founder Col. Harlon Sanders in their commercials the last few years. The latest is the man with the tan himself, George Hamilton, playing the extra crispy Colonel. In these bizarre ads they encourage people to take a bucket to the beach, which strikes me as hella gross but whatever. To go along with this new campaign they have formulated a sunscreen that smells like fried chicken.

You simply go to and fill out a form and they will send you your own bottle of the smelly sunscreen. Then you only need slather yourself and wait for the seagulls to peck you to death. Their slogan is, "The only skin that should be extra crispy this summer is on your fried chicken." Cute. I'm not sure there was much call for this. I'll let you know when I get my bottle. 

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