Katie Cassidy in a Black Zebra Print Bikini in Miami

Arrow star Katie Cassidy was spotted in Miami in a teeny tiny black zebra bikini. When I say that it is tiny, it's not an exaggeration or hyperbole. The bottom is so low that you can see the cut of her hips leading to the wonders of her lady bits. Oh yes, my friends there is a bit of side boob. She's also got some weird chain on that leads from her hips, up her amazing abs, past her lady humps, to wrap around her perfect long neck. I'm not sure what the heck that's all about but there is something kind of Princess Leia on Jabba's sail barge about it that I very much approve of. I hadn't watched that Arrow show but I think I'm going to definitely check it out if I get to look at Katie. She would improve any show. In fact, I think she should be on every CW show. I guarantee a ratings boost.

A lot of these posts we do are of these girls running around in skimpy suits in Miami. I think it's time for me to go visit my Cuban relatives. "So, Jack what brings you down here?", they would say. "Katie Cassidy," I'd reply.