Kate Middleton (and Her Dude) Voted Tops in Sex Tape Wish List for 2014

Yeah, I guess they also clicked off for Prince Bill, the royal couple coming out on top in Vivid's annual survey of celebrity couple's people most want to see getting it on in front of the camera. Personally, I'd mix and match any of the girls in the Top 10 (well, top 9) and ogle them going at it with Sapphic flames of desire. Ellen and Portia were the only same  sex couple to make the list and, yeah, the power might suddenly fail in my home theater the date that one plays. No offense to Ellen, naturally, but keep the vests on. All others, skinny dipping in my inflatable pool now please.

According to Vivid and their voters, here's the Top 10 Hottest Couples Sextape Wishlist for 2014:

1. Prince William/Kate Middleton

2. Katy Perry/John Mayer

3. Beyoncé/Jay-Z

4. Kim Kardashian Kanye West

5. Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt

6. Jennifer Aniston/Justin Theroux

7. Mila Kunis/Ashton Kutcher

8. Jessica Biel/Justin Timberlake

9. Victoria Beckham/David Beckham

10. Ellen Degeneres/Portia deRossi

You can check out all the current celebrity sex tapes in the Vivid stable HERE. They're up to 18 of them, which seems pretty symbolic.