bill-swift - May 4, 2016
It's no secret that I light a candle each evening with the hope that Kate Beckinsale will sneak in through my bedroom window that night and make me her sex slave until morning. The woman has needs. I can't even begin to express my own deficiencies on that same front. She's just the uber-sextastic MILF of my many waking and REM sleep dreams. The mom I most want to spank my bum and then insist I still didn't seem to be getting the message. Bare bottom has to come next, right, Kate?
The British brunette Forties and Faptastic stunner was in a black slit dress showing off her legs and veteran sextastic figure on the red carpet for Love and Friendship which sounds exactly like a movie I'll laugh at the men in line with their significant others to see. Only it has Kate Beckinsale, so a muffled laugh followed by me sneaking into the theater during the moments she's onscreen. She kind of drives me mad. You might experience the same feelings of belustment upon seeing her slinky dress. Best mom ever. Enjoy.
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