Just in Time for the Holidays: Ron Burgundy Will Release His Tell-All Memoirs

San Diego's Classiest Action 4 News Team anchorman Ron Burgundy has written a tell-all autobiography. Titled,  Let Me Off at the Top! My Classy Life and Other Musings,  the book will be released  in November, just about a  month before Mr. Burgundy returns to theaters in Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues. I heard about this in The New York Times, so you know it's good.

The Times explains that, in the book, Burgundy will, 'share personal anecdotes about the women in his life, about his dog, Baxter, and his legendary news team. Along the way, he'll also give sage advice on a variety of topics that matter most to him.' Will it be bound in leather to match his man-cave full of other such leather-bound volumes and rich mahogany? The Times did not say.

Burgundy himself, however, said of his opus, 'I don't know if it's the greatest autobiography ever written. I'm too close to the work.'

Wait, Ron Burgundy is a real person, right?