Julianne Hough Crack Attack and Bella Thorne Boobtastic Tease Highlight The Weekly Social (VIDEO)

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bill-swift - August 25, 2016


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I really had trouble getting past just, and I say just tongue in cheek, the sweltering booties of Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev, bare ass crackalacking and all. It's so very close to about a million and one dreams I've had since I was nine. I mean, right on point. And crack.

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Joining these savage beauty booties in The Weekly Social are the likes of Emily Ratajkowski, Kendall Jenner, Alexis Ren, Bella Thorne and other samples of superior young sextastic flesh showing off for the sake of showing off. There is no better reason to bare boobtastic and booty than in the pure pursuit of faptastic visuals. I bless all of you for blessing us with your heavenly bodies completely free of charge. Enjoy.

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