Juggalos Are Now Officially A Criminal Organization

The Insane Clown Posse had its case against the FBI thrown out by a judge yesterday which means that officially ICP and their army of unwashed hillbilly Juggalos are now officially a criminal organization. ICP's members Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J as well as their Psychopathic Records company sued the FBI after they were declared a gang using the FBI's ranking criteria. I'm not sure what exactly that entails. Playing horrible music and drinking too much Natural Light, I guess. ICP thought this was a besmirching of their "good" name. But the judge threw the case out because he said that the FBI doesn't recommend any particular course of action, just that they are a violent, organized, bunch of thugs. In face paint.

See, I think the real danger here is that this notion that they are like the mob or the Yakuza is going to go to the Juggalo's tiny pea-sized brain as something cool. Like, "Look at us! We're on the same most wanted list as Al Qaeda." Frankly I'm all for the FBI prosecuting the Juggalos for all their many crimes. Surely, there are crimes against humanity laws that supersede even the law of FBI. I say throw all of them in jail with the "real" gang members and see what happens.