Joy Corrigan Tiny Bikini Begging For A Nip Slip

Does it count as a bikini top if she only took the hand towel from the bathroom and tied it around her chest? Aren’t there any standards for what qualifies as a bikini these days?

I am all for innovation, but I also appreciate clarity. By simply labeling this a bikini we are doing a disservice to all the men and women who want to find more of these swimsuits, or pictures of these swimsuits. But instead of being able to search for “pirate sash bikini” and getting a million hits, they have to type in “bikini” and sift through the horror show of a billions of every type of bikini with a chance of never finding what they want. And that does not even mention the toll that looking at all of those models has on a person.

I am a shell of the man I once was because of this job. Staring at perfect physiques all day gets so boring I can hardly even appreciate a beautiful woman anymore. My one consolation is that I know it could be worse. I could be forced to look at male models all day.

Photo Credit: MEGA