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Josephine Skriver Victoria’s Secret Valentine’s Lingerie Sextastic

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bill-swift - January 27, 2017

Josephine Skriver is my sun and my moon. Though mostly I'd like to carefully examine her moons during the midday sun. That's horrible, but true. The Danish sweetheart knows how to make lingerie worth buying if only for the purposes of eventually taking off your Valentine. As in this pimping shoot for Victoria's Secret pushing the little nylon nothings on the second biggest underwear sales event of the year, February 14th.

As always, I will caution you members of the male establishment not to purchase something slinky and tiny for the lust of your own personal life. It's a monster trap that most certainly will backfire in 89% of the cases. That's not me saying it, that's science. Think flowers and dinner. Less obvious and she'll eventually show you the underwear she picked out for herself and you can pretend once more to be the gentleman you likely are not. Far too time consuming. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Victoria's Secret

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