Joanna Krupa Sparkles And Shines At Her Vegas Birthday Party

Joanna Krupa is totally hot and I'm totally enamored with her ability to look sexy despite the fact that the only thing I will ever associate her with for the rest of time is the rumor that she's got a smelly box. Any number of circumstances could have let to her having a particularly malodorous snizz on the one occasion that Brandi Glanville was within sniffing distance, but for the rest of time when I hear "Joanna Krupa" I think, "Fragrant flange."

I don't know that I'd want anyone within smelling distance of my genitals when I get home from work, but then again, I'm not making a living by being a beautiful woman. I'd probably carry around some perfume, just to put a little something nice in the air if my nether regions were particularly putrid.

I'm sure that one day, Joanna will do something else that I'll forever associate her with, and I can't look forward to that day coming any sooner. It's unfortunate that I think of her as the lady with the putrid smelling ham wallet when I should just be thinking about how hot she is. Maybe you guys can do it, and if so, you're better men than I.

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