bill-swift - August 31, 2006
Well, after wearing two of the most ridiculous outfits I've ever seen (see: Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are Doing it), it looks like Jessica Simpson is back to actually looking hot. Not that she wasn't pretty in those moronic outfits, but here she's looking great overall.
Of course, it's too bad her intelligence can't be improved upon as easily as her wardrobe. Between holding up that stupid sign saying "I lost my voice," making stupid faces, and never actually closing her mouth, you tend to get the feeling that what few brain cells Jessica Simpson has left, she's using full time just to keep herself from falling on her ass.
Now take those brain cells and put them in rollerskates...
So there you have it. One of the most famous pop stars in the world, damn near falling on her ass every two seconds. Is this really the best we can do?
It's a really good thing she's pretty. Anyway, there are a ton more pictures of Jessica Simpson after the jump, so be sure to check those out.
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