Jessica Simpson is Desperate

According to Marc Malkin, of The Insider, Jessica Simpson may be making a guest appearance on the worst show on television, Desperate Housewives. Simpson was having lunch with Housewive's Eva Longoria (her treat, by the way) at Cha Cha Cha restaurant in L.A. last week. Of course, there is no official confirmation, since publicists never do thier job right.

"Thanks for making me laugh," Simpson said to Longoria, a fellow diner reports. "You know how much I need that right now." Simpson's rep had no comment. A "Housewives" rep insists there are no plans for a Simpson appearance.

At any rate, I won't be watching that "very special episode" since, if you weren't paying attention before, Desperate Housewives sucks.