Jessica Lowndes Shows Off Her Bikini On Instagram

Canadian beauty Jessica Lowndes took some time off from her busy schedule of being hot for money to show off some bikini pics on Instagram. It appears as though Jessica is in some kind of island paradise while the rest of us are stuck in winter depression holes. Jessica has a fantastic pair of ta-tas that look splendiforous in her blue bikini top. Yes, I know splendiforous isn't a word, but I had to invent one to describe hot amazing her funbags look. There is cleav for miles, y'all. Jessica has also got a nice tight stomach as you can see from the paddle surfing pics. But let's not forget her booty, folks. It's nice and round and I just want to reach out and smack it. But I don't. That's how fools get arrested.

I wish I was on a tropical island with Jessica Lowndes instead of in freezing New York with my cat. I bet some lucky bastard is with her sipping mai tais and whatnot. Some people get all the luck.

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