Jessica Biel is Bendy

Sure, the muscles are off-putting, I've said it before, but once you're crowned Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire Magazine, the most un-good of all men's magazines, well, it doesn't really mean anything, but I guess you'd still be considered pretty hot.

Today however, we learn that there is indeed an upside to all of Jessica Biel's crazy workout sessions: Bendiness. You may say, hey, "what about Jessica Biel's crazy ass!?" To which I would reply, yes, her ass is crazy as a result of working out so much, but nothing beats bendiness.

Being bendy is that one elusive quality, that refined skill, that ultimate physical aspect, that just makes every guy turn, watch, and think to himself, "Wow! That girl is bendy..."

More pictures of Jessica Biel bending over, and getting stuck in the minds of men around the world, after the jump.