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Jennifer Aniston Bested by Angelina Once More

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Lex Jurgen - May 1, 2013


Jennifer Aniston has a million things she wants to tell you about how to stay good looking into your middle years. It mostly involves holistic medicines, Asian aromatherapies, and never letting that bitch cunt Angelina Jolie ruin your wedding day. Oh, only she did. It's amazing how one crazy ass anorexic can be the bane of your existence, I mean, unless you're married to her yourself, but Angelina continues to haunt Jen's desperate attempts at ever being loved again. Aww.

Jennifer has put her wedding plans to that guy with the beard on complete hold now that Angelina and Brad have suddenly announced their own wedding plans after eight years and six Benetton kids. I don't get girl feuds, but I know they exist. I know they're ugly. And I know Angelina is still winning.

Here's Jennifer at a book signing showing off her cleavage. Angelina quickly fired off an email to Jen asking her if she knows what Brad likes to do to her tits when he's randy.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, WENN

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