bill-swift - April 12, 2016
I'm still not exactly sure how Jennelle Evans of Teen Mom fame didn't fall out of her dress at the MTV Movie Awards after party. It was like some kind of magical countdown that didn't quite hit blastoff. Evans was what you might call a little bit lit at the event, stumbling out of the car and twisting her ankle. Then stumbling a bit more in a dress top that had her puppies in their kennels by maybe an inch at most. There was certainly more real drama in her potential wardrobe malfunction than anything that's aired on MTV in the past decade.
It's sort of a shame or a major shame that MTV exploits messed up pregnant teens for commercial purposes. On the other hand, the Teen Moms have provided plenty of leer worthy moments through the years, the ultimate case of which perhaps being Farrah Abraham who zoomed into adult backdoor entertainment. Every cloud has a silver lining. All you can hope is that lining snaps and a big bouncy pair of ta-ta's falls out. It's how I spend most of my falling star wishes. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Splash
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