It’s the New ‘Cats’ Trailer for You to Jerk… Your Head Around to Watch

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brian-mcgee - November 25, 2019


The Furry circle jerk event of the year is almost upon us with the release of Cats less than a month away, and if you've been to a movie in the last four months, it's likely you've had to sit through that god awful unfinished-looking trailer at least once. Thankfully there's a new trailer that's going into heavy rotation in the final weeks of the year, and though people are saying it looks "better" than the first trailer, that's a bit like saying it's better to lose your pinky as opposed to your index finger.

This is not a film anyone needs, wants, or asked for, yet we're getting it anyway because in our times of acceptance of everyone's beliefs, no matter how outlandish, this is what we've wrought. Cat fuckers the world over will be lining up to see this thing and I can only take pity upon the poor parents out there who will take their children to see this, inadvertently starting a whole new generation of cat fuckers.

Yeah, yeah, I know, more than just cat fuckers are going to see this movie, but if you speak to someone who tells you they're "excited" to see Cats, they've definitely fucked a cat. I also wouldn't be surprised if there are "special screenings" of the film where people can bring their cats from home. Cats opens on December 20, the same day as The Rise of Skywalker, which likely doesn't hold the same appeal for cat fuckers. That movie's for porg fuckers.

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