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aldo-vallon - February 19, 2018

If that ice sculpture that Iskra Lawrence is standing in front of is supposed to be her then they should get a full refund from whatever child created it. I have seen better work from a drunk redneck with a chainsaw. Seriously, if they are interested then I would be more than happy to pass along his number. I know he is available because he has been unemployed the entire time that I have known him. He’ll even let them pay him with a case of Busch Light.

He will have a life-size replica containing all of Iskra’s curves before you can say, “Dale Earnhardt Jr. for president.” Well, maybe not all of Iskra’s curves. He will probably enlarge the boobs a couple sizes, but that is just him taking some artistic license. That is a thing, right? I think I only have ever heard that one be used in lieu of calling someone a liar. Both seem accurate to me, so I don’t know when one should be used over the other.

For example, if I say Iskra was born with a tale, is that considered artistic license? That’s kind of important, because I cannot afford another libel lawsuit.

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