aldo-vallon - April 4, 2018
I had always been told that the Irish did not tan, so either Andrea Corr is an anomaly, or I have been lied to my entire life. I am not certain which option I would prefer to be the case.
Regardless, this realization only brings about another question: Why do I not see more Irish people with tans? It isn’t like they all live on that island for their entire lives. Clearly Andrea here knows how to get to the tropics. So what’s up with all the others? Maybe they have some universal fear of the Sun, like Koreans and fans.
Once upon a time, I am told, they used to worship that fire in the sky. They are probably scared that their old god is still pissed off about being dumped. Now that I think about it, it seems like a pretty rational fear. I know that after some of the breakups that I have witnessed I wouldn’t put anything passed a person who has been scorned. Some things should be treated as sacred, one of those being the car, and you sure as hell shouldn’t take a golf club to one out of anger.
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