Instant Dapper: Dress for Dinner Napkins

Your girl bugging you about your fashion choices? Then these Dress for Dinner napkins will shut her right up, at least for a few moments, before she'll either burst out laughing and comment on how clever you are, or get pissed at you because it'll seem like you're mocking her, wearing a table napkin and pretending that it's a tie of some sort.

But you gotta admit, it's pretty funny. I just hope that your girl has a sense of humor to appreciate it.Each pack comes with a variety of tie colors and designs, so you'll look dapper and fashionable at the dining table, whether you're eating a burger or cutting through a thick juicy slab of steak.

Get It: $6.99