In Japan, ‘Candy Crush’ is Badass and Just a Little Terrifying (VIDEO)

Oh yes indeed. Candy Crush, that cutesy little puzzler. The one that every effer you've ever known is sending you bastarding invites to on Facebook. Along with Farmville and all those other ballaches. How could that be badass? How? Because feast your eyes on this, that's how.

As we all know, our friends in Japan aren't afraid to take a walk on the crazy-ass side. What with their panty vending machines on the sidewalk and their questionable porn and all. So with Candy Crush Saga making its way to the East, you can bet your balls that some rather unconventional commercials are afoot.

Like the one that's in front of your face right now. Above is an incredible Japanese commercial for the game. It looks like a scene from a frighteningly dramatic German soap opera called Das is Verboten or something. Then, out of no-freaking-where, the toontastic cuteness of Candy Crush appears.

It's all just more befuddlement than we can handle on a Monday morning.

Via Destructoid.