I Pity the… Oh, You Know the Rest

I've never seen Mr. T in a suit. This is kinda weird. (CityRag)

Heidi Klum has good jeans and good genes. (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney Spears is on the cover of Bazaar. I wonder how much they paid for all that Photoshopping. (Pink is the New Blog)

Owen Wilson has a nose like a... (IDLYITW)

Kate Hudson: Hippie Mom. (Just Jared)

Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are married. I give it 3 years. Tops. (Popsugar)

Naomi Campbell freaks out again. This time on a boat. (DListed)

Steven Spielberg got an award from Tom Cruise. The civil thing to do is politely accept it. (A Socialite's Life)

Dear PETA, Fuck you. Love, Beyonce. (MollyGood)

Justin Timberlake thinks heroine is just fine. (Hollywood Rag)

I don't know what they're saying, but Japanese police men beating up Darth Vader is funny. (CollegeHumor)