Houston Miss Grand Prix Contest Better Than Any Silly Race

Thanks to EgoReader and photographer of pretty ladies, Scott Byrne, for a look at the far more enticing portion of this past weekend's Grand Prix in Houston -- the naming of the beauty queen to serve as the event spokesmodel heading into the coming year.

The competition was fierce and the bodies were tight. How do I get to be a judge in one of these contests? I'm fair and honest and barring promises of sexual favors of any depth or duration, I think I could give an objective opinion on who ought to wear the sash. Houston, call me, I stand at the ready to evaluate your ladies. Enjoy.