elliot-wolf - February 5, 2018
Tom Brady is possibly the luckiest man on Earth because even when he manages to lose he still wins. Brady may have had butter hands and dropped the ball on the big trick play but he still gets the opportunity to wrap his hands tightly around his very hot wife Gisele Bündchen. If I was Tom I wouldn’t be so upset not going home with a Super Bowl trophy when the woman you have at home is a trophy herself. It’s impossible for Gisele to take a terrible picture. And what better woman on this planet is equipped to comfort a Super Bowl star who lost it all in his time of need than Gisele.
I might have to look into a change of career if football stars are marrying women who look like Brady’s wife. I’ve just never been able to attract someone that attractive while riding a tractor for the better part of the day. I feel lucky when the women around here who have an interest in me aren’t missing any teeth. But thanks to Tom I’m starting to see that there’s a better world out there when you're throwing the ol’ pigskin around instead of just throwing slop to a few pigs.
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