Sam Robeson - October 7, 2017
Nothing says "Have fun being poor you dumb cow" to your soon-to-be ex-wife quite like stripping down with your new ho on a million-dollar yacht in St. Barts in front of the paps. "Hot Felon" Jeremy Meeks is wasting no time shedding whatever past sanctioned his tattoo choices, and yesterday officially filed for divorce from his wife of eight years. He's asking for joint custody of their seven-year-old son. But like. Why?
Anyone who thinks you need to be attractive to be famous hasn't met Demi Lovato, but still, Meeks proves that a stint in federal prison for possession of a firearm and grand theft is a blip if you're the penal system Prince Charming. Meeks' former wife and future all around pissed off woman didn't stand a chance after he got taints across the globe wet with his viral 2014 mug shot.
Meeks' piece seen in today's pics is Chloe Green, and you're not going to believe this next part, but she's filthy rich. Green is heiress to the Topshop fortune worth billions of dollars, and Meeks has been enjoying any happenstance fringe benefits since they started dating at the beginning of the summer. Now, whenever a nine-year-old purchases a sequined tube top with "SLUT" scrawled across the front from Topshop, she can think of Meeks. She'll probably have the pleasure of raising his baby someday. Basically, Meeks' ex-wife brings us today's important lesson: Date down. Or date up, and then when your ass gets dumped for being a frumpy turd, write a tell-all about your ex's past. Something tells me Meeks' would be a page-turner.
Photo Credit: Backgrid, Instagram
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