Heidi Klum in A Bikini

There's a smile reserved for women fucking men half their age. This signature achievement is like no other form of VIP designation. Older dudes get into younger women whenever they can. But post-coitus they turn nervously to the sky, like their well might dry up if Zeus randomly decides. The rare middle aged woman who confidently fucks a dude in his 20's on a boat in her bikini throws of the aura of an Ali confidence level champ. She's defied all gender odds. He's not just fucking you because you have money or position or you can get him a record deal. He craves your 40-something model lady snatch. Women will never know the joy of throwing a football without making a squeaking noise. Men will never experience Heidi Klum's level of sexual world beating.

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