Gwyneth Paltrow Sheer Dress For Elle Style Awards

Goop proprietor and actress Gwyneth Paltrow wore a sheer top dress to the Elle Style Awards. I have been a big fan of Gwyneth's tat-tas ever since I first saw them back in the day in Shakespeare In Love. You don't see them for very long but what you do see makes me feel happy downstairs. Say what you want about her and her vegan macrobiotic nonsense, she is really hot. She is even sexier now than she was when she was young and banging Ben Affleck. She's got that whole MILF thing going that makes me want to shoop, as the great philosophers Salt N Pepa once said. 

She's also single now, though I'd like to spend the night with her I don't think I could marry her. I don't like tofu like at all. Plus her kids probably listen to Coldplay all the time. 

 

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