Gwen Stefani Looks Sexy Taping Her Thanksgiving Day Parade Performance

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aldo-vallon - November 23, 2017

 There used to be so many platinum blondes roaming the metaphorical countryside of Hollywood that the consumer did not know what to do with them all. We glitched out like a computer with too many programs running at once. The consumer has not had that problem in years. 

We have been living in a drought that Gwen Stefani seems to be trying to carry us through singlehandedly. We all should have known this day was coming though. The platinum blonde is a dying breed. If my middle school education in genetics is to be trusted, and I think we can all agree that it can be, then by my calculations we only have a few more years left of having platinum blondes in our midsts before they are wiped out entirely. 

Now, math is not my strong suit, so I might have forgotten to carry a two at some point in my equation. Just to be safe I will leave myself a margin of error of a few centuries. That is still a big deal. Al Gore needs to make documentary on this impending disaster, pronto. He might get himself another Nobel prize.

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