aldo-vallon - August 22, 2018
I might not be able to pick out Ukraine on an unmarked map, but I can sure as hell pick out Alina Baikova’s body out of a hundred photos with no faces. It would be like the world’s greatest game of Guess Who.
For the record, I am not even certain the country of Ukraine exists. I also am not certain that any country that I have never been to exists. Furthermore, I am not certain that the countries I have visited exist. Part of me believes it is all a hoax. A pilot could just be flying me around in circles for hours before dropping me off at a soundstage where a bunch of paid actors put on funny accents. That is probably why it costs so much to travel. I mean, how much could it really cost to run an airline?
I am getting off topic again. Alina’s ability to fill out a sports bra is really an impressive feat. It is like her boobs are performing resistance training with the elastic. She should share her secrets with the rest of the world instead of selfishly keeping them to herself.
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