aldo-vallon - June 11, 2018
Who wore it better? Kendall Jenner or Fruit Stripe Gum?
My own personal inclination is to side with the gum. My childhood affection for the product is rivaled only by Bazooka Joe and Big League Chew. None of the three have ever been able to live up to my memory of them. Either the manufacturers of the products have started skimping on the flavoring, or my own sense of time has started to speed up. I swear, as soon as I pop in a piece of that gum the flavor is already gone I feel like I am chewing on a piece of rubber.
I might as well be chewing on the sole of my shoe. Let this be a lesson in the dangers of nostalgia. The grass may be greener on the lawn of the past, but it is probably only because they are using deadly pesticides that are proven to give you cancer. If you are already a cancer patient then you might as well use them, it is not like you can get cancer twice, right? But I don’t know, there are a lot of cancers out there. It would definitely suck to have lung cancer and then find out you have ball cancer as well.
Photo Credit: Splash News
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