Uwe Boll Wants 500k So He Can Rape Heidi Klum

Uwe Boll is almost universally hailed as the worst director in the world, (Joel Schumacher is a close second). His movie Postal is one of the worst movies I've ever seen and I've seen some crap. Well, Uwe has turned to Kickstarter to raise $500,000 for Postal 2. I guess he couldn't find any producers to invest in a movie where the Postal dude, his girlfriend, and "10 kids, all retarded" defeating Honey Boo Boo, American Idol, and other things Uwe doesn't like. The Kickstarter video he made takes a weird(er) turn when he starts talking about what kind of content he could theoretically put in the movie. Uwe rambles about Tom Cruise and other useless celebrities. Though I agree with Uwe on their suckitude, I'm not sure what this has to do with his movie. He then says,  "I always wanted to rape Heidi Klum, so why not?"

Well...Uwe if you don't know why you shouldn't rape Heidi Klum I don't know how to explain it to you. Luckily, he's only raised 53k for the movie so he is far from his goal. Still...how the F did he raise that much money? Who is giving this psycho money to make an incomprehensible movie where he rapes Heidi Klum and makes fun of the mentally handicapped? Are there that many sick a-holes out there in the Internet? Yes. Yes there are.