Gigi Hadid in A Bikini

I often muse to myself, I wonder what super gay men find hot on women. Fashion Week. It's a time when the world's most beautiful young women gather in New York City in a series of concentric rings to keep at bay the treacherous cat calls of construction workers and city employees with dubious jobs. Who's undigested Wendy's baked potato is that on the floor? Just kidding, it belongs to all of us. Next year let's just have people with too much money write us a check for eleven billion dollars and meet for mineral spas in Taos. New York in the late summer smells like Beirut.

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