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aldo-vallon - September 8, 2017

 What the hell is an outfit like that called. It is like one part trench coat, one part pantsuit, and two parts acid trip. Is that something she saw in the store and immediately thought, "I know exactly when I could wear that." Or is it the type of thing you buy just to have in your wardrobe in case you ever need, like my costume of Marty McFly from Back to the Future. I have yet to have an occasion to wear it, but if you think I am donating it to Goodwill you are out of your mind. Those clothes are staying in my closet until I die. After that I will be buried in them.

Have you noticed how different people react to a woman wearing a trench coat compared to a man. When a woman wears one she seems professional and still sexy. When a man wears one he is immediately thought to be a pervert. Both reactions probably stem from the same feeling, who knows what they have on under there? Add the trench coat to the list of clothes that have been ruined by creeps. 


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