For Lazy Bros: Go Completely Hands-Free With the iPhone Lanyard

You're lazy and you know it. Having to hold your phone when you're not using can be quite a pain sometimes, because there are a million and one other things you can do better if both of your hands were free. In the event that your pockets are full and you can't cram your device into it, don't fret. You can get the iPhone Lanyard instead.

As its name suggests, it's a lanyard that's made especially for your Apple smartphone. Just push your phone into the lanyard, hang it around your neck, and proceed to work out/ski/ride your bike/jack off/get someone off, etc.

Okay, so you might look like a douche in the process, but... Look, ma! No hands!

Get It: $20