Eva Longoria is Kind of a Bitch

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bill-swift - June 1, 2006

I don't particularly understand the general sense of entitlement celebrities seem to have. These people get paid millions of dollars to do something that is really very inconsequential in the grand scheme of things, but because people can recognize them, and most of the time they're pretty cute, doesn't mean their allowed to be horrible human beings.

Case in point: Eva Longoria. Sure she's Maxim's hot whatever, and everyone wants to do it with her, but overall, she's not that special. Though, according to Defamer, not only does Eva think she's "all that," she also expects to get all her shit for free.

Eva was sullen and refused to talk with anyone. When the waitress gave her a $17 bill, she handed over a hundred dollar bill and when the waitress brought back her change, Eva grabbed her changed, snipped at the waitress that "Celebrities should be comped!" and stalked out without even leaving a tip.

So seriously, can we get some kind of law enacted where it's okay to just smack celebrities when they're acting like assholes? Granted, we be doing a lot of smacking, but I think it's doable.

No tip? Smack! Complaining about having to pay? Smack! Inseminated by Kevin Federline? Smack! Smack! Smack!

Of course, Eva Longoria's still really hot, as evidenced by these pictures, so just smack her somewhere it wouldn't show, like the back of the head, or her ass. MMmmm.... Eva Longoria ass smacking.... More pictures after the jump.

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