elliot-wolf - March 19, 2018
Looking at Emily Ratajkowski gives me the same feeling of glee I get when I find a five dollar bill in the washer. It’s an expectedly delightful sight. She’s most certainly one of my favorites to focus my eyes on. I’d be willing to wear three pairs of glasses all at the same time if that would somehow allow me to get a better look at all she has to show off. I hate knowing that she had to fly alone. LAX is a very crowded airport and I could have been there for support. Luggage is always heavy and can be a hassle to carry after flying for so long. She obviously needs a big strong man to help her with her things. And luckily for her I just happen to be one. This is a win-win for everyone involved.
I wonder if she was trying to go full incognito with the shades and jean jacket. It’s almost impossible to hide your true identity when you’re that nice to look at. But it sure was a nice try. I’m available to clear her pathway if the paparazzi is that much of a problem. I’d stand in front of her and divide a sea of digital cameras like a modern day Moses.
Photo Credit: Splash News / Backgrid USA / Instagram
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