Elyse Knowles And The Sexiest Australian Swimsuit Models Sharing The Runway

My favorite kind of competition typically involves swimsuits and hot women. My second favorite usually involves an endless amount of pie and people in a hurry to eat them. But I always rather watch Elysse than watch some pie. Knowles in a swimsuit has pie beat in every category they could ever compete in like looks, smell, and feel. Now if it were Elysse and her hot friends in bikinis eating fresh blueberry pastries, that would be a different story. But you have to take what you can get.

I believe in my heart of hearts that swimsuit competitions are extremely underrated. They should honestly be as big as the NFL. Because if they were, Knowles would be something like a one gal New England Patriots. Unstoppable and never straying from the path of greatness. The only difference is that her path is on the runway instead of on the grid iron. She is to swimsuits what Tom Brady is to a football. They were made for each other. It also looks like she was made to fit in my arms. Seeing that she is the shape of a beautiful human being and all. She'd be a perfect fit like we were a couple of Legos.

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