bill-swift - December 24, 2012
Remember that movie where Adam Sandler fast-forwarded through most of his life and ended up missing almost all of the times that he did the nasty with hot on-screen wife Kate Beckinsale? Yeah, that movie called Click.
I'm pretty sure that part sucked for all of us because we didn't see Kate violated--even if it's just pretend-violated. Doing the opposite of that fast-forward button is the Decelerator Helmet. This weird piece of headgear exists in real life and I have a feeling a great number of dudes would want to get one of them for obvious reasons.
The helmet records what's happening in front of the wearer and plays the video back at an extremely slow speed for maximized viewing pleasure. Good luck in trying to find a girl who'll let you wear that while you get it on though, because it looks nothing short of ridiculous!
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