Count Down To Christmas With Hailey Baldwin’s Beautiful Body In Lingerie

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aldo-vallon - December 14, 2017

 It creeps me out how much she just looks like a young Alec Baldwin in drag, but seeing as how that lingerie does not leave much to the imagination I am fairly certain that is not the case. I have been in this situation before and there is usually a bulge located around the genitals. To the untrained eye it might be difficult to see, but at this point in my life I am a pro. The man does have some great acting chops, however, so I am pretty sure he could pull off the look if he wanted. It has been awhile since the world had an Andy Kaufman-like character on the scene and at this point I would welcome another Tony Clifton. 

Now I am starting to get paranoid. I might need a verifier, or five, to validate my current position on Hailey Baldwin definitely not being Alec Baldwin. Would a DNA test even work? They are claiming to be uncle and niece. How different is their DNA supposed to be? Identical twins' DNA is supposedly, like, identical. I do not know if there have ever been studies on the similarity of uncle/niece strands. I smell a Nobel prize in the works.  


Image Credit: Photographer Phil Poytner for LOVE