Constance Zimmer and Shiri Appleby Black Swimwear on the Beach

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aldo-vallon - September 26, 2017

 This could be the whiskey talking, but Constance Zimmer looks like she has a Christmas tree on her stomach. Now the biggest question that I have is whether or not it was purposeful, or not. I have a hard time believing that something so blatant could be chalked up to just a coincidence. No one believed me when I claimed my drawing in art class coincidentally looked like a vagina, I see no reason why I should give her the benefit of the doubt either. For those wondering, my drawing was an innocent depiction of a volcano erupting. How anyone could confuse the two is beyond me. Art is subjective, as they say. I am guilty of it as well. I am still convinced that Starry Night by Van Gough is actually representative of herpes lesions. That may seem like a stretch, but once one takes into account his proclivity for prostitutes it becomes that much more plausible. And if it is plausible that Van Gough was making a masterpiece out of an STD then I feel like it is a guarantee that Constance is wearing a Christmas tree. Not that it matters much one way or the other, but it should make for some cool tan lines.     


Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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