Christina Milian Cleavetastic Goodness at The King Arthur Premiere

Christina Milian knows how to own a red carpet. If she knew how to make a movie in the least, she probably could've made a better King Arthur than this latest Guy Ritchie disaster, but for now we'll simply be happy Christina showed up to the premiere looking like a million damn cleavetastic dollars.

Christina is vastly underrated for her ability to get decked out ever so nicely and produce tons of happy tingles throughout the leering man's body. She certainly knows how to do bikini and tank top and tiny little clothes thing, but when the curvaceous Latina gets down to dressing up, she holds her own and then some. I'd surely like to hold her own, if you know what I'm saying. Christina, I bet you do. I could live in those funbags for forever and never once complain about the heat. Oh, to be smothered in fleshy warm goodness. But I digress. Or do I? 

Christina, please pull my sword from the stone. Ouch, that was horrible. Enjoy.

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