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Christina Aguilera Milks Her Breasts for All They’re Worth

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bill-swift - August 20, 2007

Now that Christina Aguilera is pregnant, her breasts have gotten even bigger than before, which I didn't know was actually possible, given that she already had ridiculously large fake boobs. But I guess I've been proven wrong. Christina decided to show off just how insanely large her breasts are the other night, while out with her husband. Hey, a girl's got to get attention somehow, right?

Okay, I have two questions. A) Can Christina actually breast-feed, even though she has fake breasts? I'm not sure how that works. 2) How does she manage to stand up straight without tipping over? Those boobs are huge, and she is not. I guess that's why she's holding onto her husband so tight. 3) Will her breast milk taste like rubber or saline? Gross.

Obviously, I can't count, and that was three questions, but the point is, that's gonna be one very confused kid.

Photo credit: X17



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