michael-garcia - September 19, 2016
Chloe Grace Moretz is all grown up and looking chesty as F at the premiere of Brain on Fire. I've been madly in love with Chloe since before it was 100% kosher to have those feelings. But now she's legal and I don't have to feel guilty anymore. Not only is she gorgeous she's also got a nice rack that makes me want to sing. But I won't subject you to that, beloved reader. I sound like a busted Meatloaf, (the singer not the food). But there is nothing busted about Chloe. She's my little angel and one day I will make her my bride. We can talk and laugh and then at night we can express our love physically on a bear skin rug. I have to get a bear skin rug but I can make that happen if I'm dating Chloe.Â
The movie is about a young woman who goes insane because of some disease. It sort of sounds like a Lifetime movie with a big budget. Still, maybe she'll show some skin. You never know.Â
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
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